For the commanding mind
Old Spice enhances confidence and commands female attention. And that’s a pretty fancy trick indeed, provided you always buy products only really cool men buy.
Scrub three levels of shame away. There are three known levels of dirt and odor. There’s thermospheric odor, which can be detected by those in close proximity to you, such as subway riders. Next is stratospheric odor that only you can smell. Finally, microscopic beings that live on your body emit dirt and odor before laying their horrible eggs into your skin and spawning an unholy ecosystem. High Endurance Body Wash helps get rid of all this.
Handsome ghosts use it.
Using this is like chumming the air for pretty ladies who are doctors that supermodel in their spare time. They won’t be able to see the source of the square-jawed quarterbackliness hanging in the air until they start biting on you. And by then, it’s way too late for them.
For nocturnal creatures
Do you have hair? Do you have a body? Gentlemen, these are important questions. If the answer is yes to either or both, then let’s do business. The cleansing lather blasts away dirt and odor, and the scent settles over your body the way fog rests in a valley, letting the animals procreate without our knowledge. If for some reason you don’t have hair or a body, we are working on a body wash that’s right for you.
At the top of Denali exists a natural hot tub. Its waters smell as fresh as new-fallen snow. Getting into this hot tub has cost many a climber his life. They climb in and never want to climb out. Use Denali Body Wash, and you will experience a similar struggle when you leave the hot shower and step onto your freezing bathroom floor. But unlike those long-gone alpinists, you will smell crisp and manly, not stewed and deceased.
Smell as great as nature is
The captivating scent of AMBER and black currant is sure to make your body the subject of many landscape paintings, and the main character of at least three made-for-TV jungle movies.
Legendary Protection for Legendary Men
Eliminate odor at the source
From drag racing to pillow fights, all the most awesome things happen at night. That's why Old Spice AFTER HOURS® Body Wash has a refreshing lather that keeps your skin smelling good, feeling smooth, and ready for all sorts of nocturnal adventures.
The strength of a redwood and the mystic scent of mint in TIMBER is power for your body, soul and jet-powered chainsaw, if you happen to use one.
Old Spice Fresh collection body wash dropkicks dirt and odor with its refreshing lather. Try the Old Spice body wash Cyprus scent to fight odor and smell great.
CITRON is like captaining a schooner, the scent of fresh lime and sandalwood blowing through your sails, en route to forbidden mermaid love. Also, the schooner has a go-cart track on it.
For guys with swift minds
Bathe yourself in power.
We formulated Red Zone Body Wash for men who want power to seep into their very pores. Scrub your outer shell of weakness away, and leave your inner shell of power shining.
For cunning gentlemen
Old Spice Red Zone body wash dropkicks dirt and odor with its refreshing lather. Try the Old Spice body wash Swagger scent to fight odor and smell great.
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